margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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