Just fell off a train. Bad.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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