maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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