This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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