ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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