I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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