i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I think people are normalizing furries
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