There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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