Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Randomize
