I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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