Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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