How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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