if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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