thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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