We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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