just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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