let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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