Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
