bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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