Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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