Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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