All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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