Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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