God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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