am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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