hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize