Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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