i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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