i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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