ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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