How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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