There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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