your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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