Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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