bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
