you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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