Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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