Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
wow bdsm is so cute
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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