I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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