Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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