i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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