I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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