I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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