We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Someone signed my nipple.
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