And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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