All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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