Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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