Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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