Its about making memories worth repressing
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
