do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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