I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Randomize
