Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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