you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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