Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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