After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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