omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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